We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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