ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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