I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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