in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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