alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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