I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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