you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
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Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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