Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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