i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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