Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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