I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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