is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
you told grandpa to call you daddy
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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