was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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