haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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