Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
where are my eyebrows?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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