Having a random hookup so left but love u
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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