Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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