It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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