Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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