Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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