i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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