You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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