Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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