Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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