So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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