i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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