My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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