He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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