4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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