This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.