ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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