Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
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I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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