Its about making memories worth repressing
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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