Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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