You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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