there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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