If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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