there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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