Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
