I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
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If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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