College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
It's never too late to be topless.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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