you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
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There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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