have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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