You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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