Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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