brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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