Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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