I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I didn't shave. On purpose
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
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Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
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I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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