Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
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MIDGETS
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I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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