Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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