This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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