All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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