I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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