I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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