I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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