is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
He did a backflip because drugs
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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