Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(817): View more from Texas

You're completely useless in the revolution.

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(510): View more from California

he said he didn't have a condom.

(415): View more from California

and you said?

(510): View more from California

that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

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(205): View more from Alabama

woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers

(1-205): View more from Alabama

yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....

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(402): View more from Nebraska

4 words: hood of his car

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?

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(906): View more from Michigan

If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line

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(602): View more from Arizona

I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.

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