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(775): View more from Nevada

Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(

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(775): Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :( http://tfl.nu/vkw0

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay

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(202): dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay http://tfl.nu/5gp7

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(314): View more from Missouri

he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"

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(314): he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??" http://tfl.nu/y012

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(478): View more from Georgia

I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"

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And thats what homeschooling is for

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(478): I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!" (1-478): And thats what homeschooling is for http://tfl.nu/vl1o

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(301): View more from Maryland

About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?

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hey.....beach week happens

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(301): About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ? (1-301): hey.....beach week happens http://tfl.nu/0seh

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(517): View more from Michigan

I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.

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(517): I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell. http://tfl.nu/ey83

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(940): View more from Texas

never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down

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(940): never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down http://tfl.nu/bj4x

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(631): View more from New York

even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away

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(631): even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away http://tfl.nu/ld5s

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(301): View more from Maryland

i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.

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(301): i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir. http://tfl.nu/enui

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(845): View more from New York

They were actually really boring considering how we met them.

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howd you meet them?

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They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.

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(845): They were actually really boring considering how we met them. (1-845): howd you meet them? (845): They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs. http://tfl.nu/zyna

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

How was the birthday sex?

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Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.

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(610): How was the birthday sex? (1-610): Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs. http://tfl.nu/8fjx

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(440): View more from Ohio

Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...

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(440): Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet... http://tfl.nu/o56f

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...

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(603): Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life... http://tfl.nu/r8ks

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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.

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(561): His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger. http://tfl.nu/j2rh

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?

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(780): So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over? http://tfl.nu/dz02

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